Wednesday, February 25, 2009

"Sad News"

Okay so I really dont have much to report other than I'm up to my ears in schoolwork and thinking that even if I do end up on academic probation, I would be the first to do that in my family at BYU! (just kidding grandma, its not THAT bad!) This blog would be much more exciting if I had a husband or kid but what the hay! To keep you all entertained until my life becomes more than school, work, and sleep, here's a cute forward I got that I just had to share but didn't want to forward with all the fwd junk that comes with it:

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He wa s not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

1 comment:

Sapp Family said...

Well, that is definetely not sad news. What a cute story about the Pillsbury Doughboy!! That made me laugh. Whoever thought of that has a really clever mind! I miss you Brittany! Love you tons!