If you give a wife a TV for Christmas, she'll quickly find her favorite shows such as Rachael Ray, Good Morning America, and Ellen DeGeneres. .
She'll then bribe her husband with a tasty Rachael Ray recipe but only if he buys her the ceramic cookware it was made with on the show. He will take her to Kohls where she'll find the wanted cookware, but not for the right price and be offended by the cashier who gets annoyed at her hesitancy to purchase $47 stoneware.
Annoyed by the cashier, the wife will probably go home and search for the item online. She'll find it for cheaper with free shipping and return it out of a matter of principle.
When she goes back to return the overpriced stoneware rung up by a testy cashier, she'll browse the store and end up spending another $25 on a pillow and a cooling rack--in the end realizing it would have been cheaper to stick with the original purchase.
(this will be much nicer than using plates all the time to let cookies cool)
Once she has these new gadgets and additions, she will then sit down in front of the TV to look for more recipes--and also inform her husband of a few new gadgets she'd like from the Rachael Ray show for her upcoming birthday.
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